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buenastardis:

JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD

I used my frequent underground miles to upgrade to the first class lounge. 

joeveix:

“Humps children.”

Reposting, because a few people commented about wanting to adopt Diesel, and I didn’t include any further information. Whoops.

If you want to adopt him, click here or email Laurette. To quote the Bulldog Club of America’s website:

“Diesel is LONELY! He is not able to hang out with his family much as he has a habit of humping the kids and their friends.He is a nice dog who needs a family who can focus on him. Diesel is waiting for you…”

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Riding the nostalgia waves hard. (Taken with Instagram)

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laughingsquid:

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